Raaaaaaaaaallllllllllllppppppppphhhhhhhh
A: cough cough cough COUGH COUGH COUGH
Me: A, cover your mouth.
A: Mrs. B, I don't feel good. I'm hot, I have a headache, and I can't stop coughing.
Me: A, stop talking and clean out your desk. Your mom wants ORGANIZED FOLDERS.
A: I'm done, what do I do now?
Me: Go outside. You still have 5 minutes of recess left.
A: But now my stomach hurts.
Me: Don't care. Go.
later
Ring Ring Ring
Nurse: Just wanted to let you know, A threw up his lunch and his dad is on his way to pick him up.
What's worse, making a kid go outside when he doesn't feel well, or being thankful that you sent him outside before he had the chance to puke in your room?
Me: A, cover your mouth.
A: Mrs. B, I don't feel good. I'm hot, I have a headache, and I can't stop coughing.
Me: A, stop talking and clean out your desk. Your mom wants ORGANIZED FOLDERS.
A: I'm done, what do I do now?
Me: Go outside. You still have 5 minutes of recess left.
A: But now my stomach hurts.
Me: Don't care. Go.
later
Ring Ring Ring
Nurse: Just wanted to let you know, A threw up his lunch and his dad is on his way to pick him up.
What's worse, making a kid go outside when he doesn't feel well, or being thankful that you sent him outside before he had the chance to puke in your room?
posted by Mrs.B at 3:30 PM
1 Comments:
You heartless woman. I seem to recall the sweet mother who, when her own son was carsick, made hubby stop the car and walked with him outside the car as hubby coasted alongside. That image of sweetness has now been indelibly stained with this cruelty against poor "A'. BUT, thank God he didn't puke in the room. Then the Janitor would have broke out the "Vomit Dust" to clean it up--Which always makes the odor worse. Hygienically sound decision--but morally inhuman.
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